Habnabit Reads Bad Poetry!

# Section/Poem title Poem Quality
News
Inspiration
1. Seasons; Life
 
2. Untitled ("Blood trickles...")
 
3. Untitled ("Blackend hearts...")
 
4. Lost love
 
5. Saiai
 
6. Thank you for you
 
7. Time
 
8. Skeleton Hand
 
9. ending it all
 
10. Suffering
 
11. Blak Avenue
 
12. Bleeding
 
13. U Dont Care
 
14. Yet; I'm Dreaming; On This Day; Addictive
 
15. Loss of sanity; *Ghost of Me; My Acid Baby
 
16. A FATHER'S LOVE
 
17. What Do Valley Girls And Atlantic City Hookers Have In Common?
 
18. The Death Letter
 
19. MegaDik
 
20. Dear,; addiction
 
21. Miss Perfect
 
22. What Madness Has Done To Me; What Sadness Can Do To You
 
23. Razorblades and Fate
 
24. Untitled ("Today i grew wings..."); They tell me i cant have you
 
25. Stuffed Animals; Life
 
26. I CUT myself AGAIN lastnight
 
27. Untitled (for Victoria)
 
28. Alex (VERY LONG)
 

News

11/11/07
http://www.habnabit.org/newspost1.mp3


To do these recordings, first [Habnabit] has to get into a poetic mood using his failed eighth-grade ceramics project.
Alas, poor Yorick.
"Alas, poor Yorick."
I'm melting... melting...
"I'm melting... melting..."


1. Seasons; Life
http://www.habnabit.org/poetry.mp3
by [Beautiful Girl]

Love is like a season there is a beginning
and end the way it ends is for a reason
the decisions and choices you make
determines how you must end
[...]

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Read on Saturday, May 12, 2007.


2. Untitled ("Blood trickles...")
http://www.habnabit.org/morepoetry.mp3
by Shelby Finger, not of Elftown

Blood trickles down her face so fair
Dissolving near her evil stare
You watch her suffer from the wrath
Even though you’re scared to laugh
[...]

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Read on Saturday, May 12, 2007.


3. Untitled ("Blackend hearts...")
http://www.habnabit.org/poetry3.mp3
by [Shattered_Fears]

Blackend hearts with a cold distance gaze
Cuting and rapeing every feeling that i have for you.I am cold
with out you standing by my side.Love is pain,Love is war I can't stand this pain anymore
[...]

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Read on Saturday, May 12, 2007.


4. Lost love
http://www.habnabit.org/poetry5.mp3
by [*!*I Fucking Love You*!*]

I will never forget the days we once had
The days when you were everything to me
My mind used to tell me we'd be together forever
But now I realize that was all a big dream
[...]

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Read on Sunday, May 13, 2007.


5. Saiai
http://www.habnabit.org/poetry6.mp3
by [54f4i4]

Whats it like to have someone devoted to you?
Who would do anything for you?
I would not know.
Although it seems unnatural, I do not know.
[...]

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Read on Monday, May 14, 2007.


6. Thank you for you
http://www.habnabit.org/poetry7.mp3
by Kyle

This is for a certain person.
[...]

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Read on Monday, May 14, 2007.


7. Time
http://www.habnabit.org/poetry8.mp3
by Kyle

Time is not real
My life has no purpose
They both are useless
[...]

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Read on Monday, May 14, 2007.


8. Skeleton Hand
http://www.habnabit.org/skeleton.mp3
(also read only backward by [tehVox]: http://www.habnabit.org/chroxy-skeleton.mp3)
by Kyle

(The poem is printed forward and backward because
[Habnabit] read it forward and backward.)
[...]

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Read on Monday, May 14, 2007.


9. ending it all
http://www.habnabit.org/endingitall.mp3
by [Disturbed* *chick]

i lay unconcious on my bed
suffering from the blow i took to my head
the world around me goes black
my last thoughts are how i wish i couldve fought back
[...]

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Read on Tuesday, May 15, 2007.


10. Suffering
http://www.habnabit.org/suffering.mp3
by [Soul Eraser]

a pain
a discomfort
I am suffering
I am suffering at the thought
[...]

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Read on Tuesday, May 15, 2007.


11. Blak Avenue
http://www.habnabit.org/blakkk.mp3
by [Kagome_]

-Bo (Me)
Down this street
There is a place
Down this street
[...]

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Read on Tuesday, May 15, 2007.


12. Bleeding
http://www.habnabit.org/bleeding.mp3
by [dead#439485]

As my tears fall from the sky,
And in my hand I sing,
I sing my last song of pain,
As my world comes crashing down.
[...]

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Read on Wednesday, May 16, 2007.


13. U Dont Care
http://www.habnabit.org/underware.mp3
(a special exception to the immune poets list because this poem is just that exceptionally awful)
by [Ir-Iddyn]

i wanted 2 be free
And not feel teh pain enymor
its lyk castrashun to mi sole
but teh feelign is reel
[...]

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Read on Friday, May 18, 2007.


14. Yet; I'm Dreaming; On This Day; Addictive
http://www.habnabit.org/poetrymegamix2.mp3
all by [Chaotic Serenity]

I'm falling,
Yet you're not
There to catch me.
I'm crying,
[...]

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Read on Monday, June 4, 2007.


15. Loss of sanity; *Ghost of Me; My Acid Baby
http://www.habnabit.org/kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.mp3
These poems were submitted anonymously through my friend Leah's car's bad poetry drop box (i.e. the floor).

and so it ends
not with a bang,
but more with a hollow thud
we've been running on E
[...]

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Read on Friday, June 8, 2007.


16. A FATHER'S LOVE
http://www.habnabit.org/lolincest.mp3
by [T.I.M.]

I’M CONSTANTLY LIVING IN A WORLD OF DELUSION
MY MIND’S ALWAYS IN A STATE OF CONFUSION
THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO MAKE MY DECISION
HOPING I DON’T LOSE SIGHT OF MY MAIN VISION
[...]

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Read on Sunday, November 11, 2007.


17. What Do Valley Girls And Atlantic City Hookers Have In Common?
http://www.habnabit.org/valleygirls.mp3
by Wiid

I heard you like to run your mouth
Spreading the rumors that are never true
But thats not the only thing you spread is it?
You ride your high horse like you ride a dick
[...]

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Read on Saturday, December 15, 2007.


18. The Death Letter
http://www.habnabit.org/MUTHERFUCKIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGLETTEEEERRRR.mp3
by [Triple 6 Joker]

I sit here in my room just thinking about
you and how much we can be happy together
but then i remember that your dead how can we
ever be together now im just crieing my ass off here
[...]

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Read on Sunday, December 16, 2007.


19. MegaDik
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ow0BAxm5cY

At last you've got a lass that's hot
You wanna hump her dripping twat.
She's full of passion, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
[...]

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Read on Sunday, December 16, 2007.


20. Dear,; addiction
http://www.habnabit.org/vampirepurhaps.mp3
by KuramaluvsHiei and xDark Sacrificex respectively

Dear Somebody,
How are you doing
I am doing good just thinking about you and
wanting to know if you think about me.
[...]

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Read on Sunday, December 23, 2007.


21. Miss Perfect
http://www.habnabit.org/missperfect.mp3
by DarkenedAuras

I had to be miss perfect
in everybody's eyes
They all said I was beautiful
but I knew it was lies
[...]

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Read on Sunday, February 24, 2008.


22. What Madness Has Done To Me; What Sadness Can Do To You
http://www.habnabit.org/madness.mp3
by Amanda_20123

Madness has driven me crazy
I get mad all the time
I fight,scream,and yell
So now i feel like im in hell
[...]

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Read on Sunday, February 24, 2008.


23. Razorblades and Fate
http://www.habnabit.org/razorblades.mp3
by [Kitty] on Fake

Razorblades are full of shine,
add flesh and blood and they become glorious and divine.
They cut so slow and deep,
the pleasure they bring just make me weep.
[...]

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Read on Monday, April 21, 2008.


24. Untitled ("Today i grew wings..."); They tell me i cant have you
http://www.habnabit.org/pedafiales.mp3
by [JinxFox]

by JinxRavenFox
[...]

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Read on Tuesday, April 22, 2008.


25. Stuffed Animals; Life
http://www.habnabit.org/STUFFEDANIMAL.mp3
by [Kitty] on Fake

It seems that no matter how hard i cry everything remains the same.
The pain, the sorrow, the loneliness.
Everyone is always on my case, always against me, but never with me.
Why am I so alone in this world?
[...]

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Read on Saturday, April 26, 2008.


26. I CUT myself AGAIN lastnight
http://www.habnabit.org/icutmyselfagainlastnight.mp3
by orichalcos

...i'm reposting this poem because i want to say sorry to all of those that read this poem and were offended, i promise i didnt mean it that way. i dont mean to put down, make fun of, or offend anyone. This was just a poem on my mixed up feelings and the poem is talking about me, not the rest of the troubled population. and just because i said i was against cutting doesnt mean that i didnt do it. so sorry again...
[...]

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Read on Sunday, August 2, 2009.


27. Untitled (for Victoria)
http://www.habnabit.org/forvictoria.mp3
by Richard

MY POEM FOR MY GIRLFRIEND VICTORIA!! <3 WRITTEN BETWEEN 17TH N 21ST NOVEMBER 2008!!
I LOOKED INTO YOUR EYES
I SAW SO MUCH LIGHT
I WANTED TO CRY WITH DELIGHT
[...]

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Read on Thursday, August 6, 2009.


28. Alex (VERY LONG)
http://www.habnabit.org/alexverylong.mp3
with special guest Syff!
by yanzi

This is a story about a girl and her friend, Alex. This poem is really violent (as a warning). This is not real. It means nothing and has no significance to me or anyone else I know. This poem is very, very long!! It is a story.
[...]

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Read on Thursday, August 6, 2009.


Disclaimer: [Habnabit] does not claim to have written or own any poetry that is not explicitly noted as being written by [Habnabit].

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